Thursday, May 26, 2011
American Idol Thanks!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
American Idol Finale Just One Word
Thursday, May 19, 2011
American Idol Yawner
American Idol Top Three proves to be a yawner.
I admit that I’m bored with American Idol. What promised to be the greatest range of talent, fizzled last night. Even after a beer to boost my excitement, the performers failed to light the stage on fire. Not even a kindle of polyester or spark from too much hairspray.
Of course, the annual judge manipulation played out last week with the torching of Haley followed by the standing O. James Durbin fell to the wicked judges’ curse of premature crowning of the title. He also had a double-whacking with the backlash of Haley voters rising to the manipulation. The judges cost James the final opportunity.
Casey, sadly, was the collateral damage of the southern tornadoes.
So that leaves us with three viable contestants: Scotty, Lauren and Haley.
A Kenny Roger song was the perfect choice for Scotty and he sang it well. However, owever, it lacked the intensity and conviction that Kenny bought to the stage. Time. Scotty just needs time to mature.
Frankly, I loved the Lauren from the audition clip. Relaxed, natural and fun. Come back, girl. We miss the down-to-earth southern flavor.
Haley is still a mystery. Her song choices baffle me and although talented perhaps not the next American Idol. Out of fairness I did give her a vote because her final song was cut out in the early stanza as once again American Idol overshot it’s time slot. Sorry Haley.
Here we are crossing into the final stretch and the momentum is gone. The personality and full-package contestants are gone. Suppose we’re so used to frugality that we forget to reach for the full menu.
My exit vote for tonight is pointless.
With the Haley tribe on the warpath, I say its hanky time. Sorry. Lauren.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
American Idol Top Five
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
American Idol Top Six
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
American Idol Top Seven
Seven is a lucky number but one is the luckiest of all.
Duct tape, a stolen kiss and more bleeps than from fans at a Raider Game. The family hour is tainted. And the tongue. Steven, Steven, Steven. Good thing my Dad is already in heaven or you'd be the death of him. Potty-mouth.
Disenchanted with the news that fallen contestant Pia will showcase Dancing With the Stars, I wonder why I vote. It appears a winner is already crowned. I don’t like the new rules and guidelines of Season Ten. And I sure don’t want a cross-over of the two shows – yet.
Let’s cross the finish line, folks.
What a week. Paul’s love life. Pia’s love life. Dudes, this is a singing competition. Right Randy?
Now to our Wednesday night special: Paul and the Fallen Beauties. Off-key, out-of-sync, out-of-place. No Steven. We remember quite well why we voted them adios.
Now to cast my vote to the 50+ million across the nation:
Scotty – Over-confident. Maybe there is room next to Paul. You’re swingin’ on a short rope. There’s more to life than a low note.
James – Solid five-star. New dimension to your voice, control and maturity. You’re a complete artist with more to come.
Haley – Mumbled words. Great for Adele not for Haley and the impossible high note. Love your raspy jazz.
Jacob – I disagree with judges. Imagine that. You touched my heart and really made me feel my mother’s pain after his death. Sing me Peabo Bryson. Just once…
Casey – Major contender, sly and versatile. Redheads rock!
Stefano – Yes, I saw it. I felt it. You looked into that camera, eyes wide open and ended on a high note. Very nice change to massage the lines and orchestrate the storyline. Good job.
Lauren – Good news. Rain in the forecast. Dance in the puddles, sing in the rain with complete abandonment and then bring it on home to the finish line. Only 17...you can do it.
My top three: Casey, James and Jacob.
My bottom three: Scotty, Haley and Stefano
My exit vote: Haley – for no particular reason except it’s time.